Oh, I hear them telling me that you're selling off the furniture
Keep my personalised autographs
You might as well go all the way and sell your granny to the zoo

And while you're at it, may I go to my psychiatrist?
He's making money out of making me laugh
But I don't mind, I wish that I could say the same about you, oh

It seems to me that you've still got no values
Oh, you know, you're not so hot, no values
Yeah, you know, you've got a lot but no values
And I'll be glad if you went away again
No values, yeah
No values
No values at all

Oh, the city shark is at the dark end of the alleyway
Pays your money and you takes a choice
The artful dodger says he wants to pick a pocket or two

Oh, but you, you've taken up a place in high society
A personal friend of Messrs Rolls and Royce
Got them all convinced that everything you say to them is true, oh

But it seems to me that you've still got no values
Well, you know, you're not so hot, no values
Well, you've got a lot, but no values
And I'd be glad if you went away again
No values
No values
No values at all

Oh

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

I like your wife's smile, I like her car
If I had your lifestyle, I wouldn't go far wrong
On the waters of life you row your boat
Into the strongest tide that you can find

On the darkest of nights (on the darkest of nights)
We were two of a kind (we were two of a kind)
We went through it all before the tide went out
And left us stranded on the shore (on the shore)
How was I to know?
How was I to know?

Well, you ain't got no values
Hey, you know, you think you're hot, no values
Oh, you know, you've got a lot, but no values
And I'd be glad if you went away again
No values, yeah
No values, yeah
No values at all

Oh!

"Finish it this time!"

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ooh 

"Okay, don't do it! Don't do it! Eh...sorry, my fault"
"Let's have a break, a nice cup of tea or something"