He's been there a hundred times before,
 Looking for some pretty high class fool to play with
 Back in his place when he pours out the wine
 And the crystal snowflakes stand in line -
 She won't ever find a faster way to heaven.

 You can find him any night
 Standing in the upstage light,
 Waiting for some easy act to follow -
 Watch him move in perfect time
 Memorising all his lines
 Roll up! Roll up! see the Great Pretender

 Dinner party, table for two -
 Video turns to midnight blue,
 He says "do you like to do it this way?"
 Black satin sheets edged in guilt,
 Whispered lies underneath the quilt -
 He'll do anything a woman wants,
 'cos he's built for pleasure

 You can find him etc

 All night, all night
 We last, all night