Hurray - diddle - lee - day
Johnny are you here to stay?
Lots - a - whiskey on your way
Play the pipes John Doodle!

My name is John Doodle, I'm a Scottish lad
But I moved away tot Lelystad
Play the pipes to a heavy beat
Play the pipes John Doodle!
Still drink the whiskey that I make
And I like the monster in the lake
If you know what I mean, what I bedoodle
Play the pipes John Doodle!

My name is Martin, I live in Sneek
About the bagpipes I'm a lake
If you know what I mean, what I bedoodle
Play the pipes John Doodle!
We don't drink whiskey, we drink beer
We skate on freezing doorloops here
If you know what I mean, what I bedoodle
Play the pipes John Doodle!

My name is John Doodle from Aberdeen
I'm the funniest piper you've ever seen
Know what I mean, what I bedoodle
Play the pipes John Doodle!