You're a turkey and I'm in love with you
Gobble Gobble, that's the thing that you do
You're a turkey, you can't even fly
You're a turkey, why would you even try?

You're a turkey and I'm in love with you
Gobble Gobble, that's the thing that you do
You're a turkey, you can't even fly
You're a turkey, why would you even try?

Draw a line around your hand
And add some feathers, a beak and an eye
And take a good look, there you are

(Waahh-oooo-ba-ah)
You're a turkey and I'm in love with you [x4] (Ahh)