Your iPhone is broken [x2]
You coast around and dropped it
Now your iPhone is broken

You went to the Apple store
You said my iPhone is broken
They asked you if you dropped it
You told them yes, that you dropped it
They said that your warranty was voided
But they'd be happy to replace it
For just 200 dollars

Yes, your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken [x3]

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