you know there's dasher and dancer, 

prancer and vixen, comet and cupid, 

and donder and blitzen... 

but do you recall the least famous reindeer of all? 



hey olops 

ohhh olops 



i have a little story 

about a not-so-famous reindeer 

he is rudolph's younger cousin 

and they were born on that same year 

his name is little olops 

and he was jealous of his peer 

it was always rudolph red-nose 

and olops, the other deer 



now olops hated rudolph, 

'cause he hated rudolph's fame 

and he started treating rudolph 

like a low-down dirty shame 

olops, the other reindeer, 

used to laugh and call him names 

and he never let poor rudolph 

join in any reindeer games 



and so rudolph said to olops, 

"why're you treating me this way?" 

olops smiled and answered rudolph, 

"'cause i think you're freakin' gay! 

and i hate your shiny nose, 

and come the eve of christmas day 

i'll make sure that you won't be there 

to pull on santa's sleigh!" 



but olops did not know 

that santa heard all that he said 

and this made santa angry, 

and he bonked on olops' head 

then santa pulled on olops' neck, 

which filled olops with dread 

rudolph waved goodbye, 

then gave a smile, 

and then he said "you're dead!" 



no one's ever heard of, 

or has seen olops again 

but they say olops' head 

hangs in a wall in santa's den 

the moral of the story is: 

always be a friend 

you would not want to end up 

like olops in the end 



olops the other reindeer 

used to laugh and call him names 

he never let poor rudolph 

join in any reindeer games