(feat. Session, Substantial, Tonedeff) 



[Chorus:] 

Centaur lady 

In reverse 

Lovely body but her face 

Like a horse 



[Session:] 

Yo, Ill tell you what's great about fuckin' a hit chick 

She won't complain if you just bust in her quick, shit 

She better be happy she got thrust with a stiff dick 

And she'd never cheat, dawg. I'm trustin' this bitch wit 

Anybody even drunk you wouldn't catch 'em in the place 

When she was born the doctor even smacked her in the face 

I introduce her to my boys, they tried to hold me back 

I told em, "I ain't Shallow Hal, dawg, I know she fat!" 

Fuck it, at least she make sure I don't see her when I wake up 

Cause she's so ugly she need to creep up on her make-up 

Can lead a prenup if we break up, cause we never will 

Won't give her plastic surgery even if I get a deal 

For Halloween kids go as her but of course 

It's tricky cause kids gotta find the fur of a horse 

This Session tellin' you to get the ugly chick freak and 

Trust me, mistreat her cause never the musty bitch cheatin' 



[Tonedeff:] 

Yo Son, I'm sick of these pretty bitches, they're a nightmare to deal with 

Hoes actin' like they deserve to have their heels licked 

with fake or even real tits, It's like they wantin fame for their appearance 

So, I made a severe switch, let me explain what the deal is 

I met this ugly bitch in the fish section of market 

I mean for real, this bitch looked like Linda Tripp's illegitimate armpit 

And yeah, the sex was a bit awkward, but trust me fam 

I covered her head with a pillowcase while yellin out, "Fuck the klan!" 

We go to clubs to dance, the floor clears, bouncers shout 

Hit up the carnival, they hand her a job app for the haunted house 

And I get mad confused when it comes to humpin' around 

She asks me to fuck her ass but then tells me, "You fucka mah mouf!" 

And I'm buggin' out cause it's fucked up when your girl gets her nails painted 

And the first thing you think is, "You get a face lift?" 

Would I trade? Sheeeit...Man, I can't call it 

It's a marriage of convenience and I always get the handicapped parking 



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[Substantial:] 

Yeah, yo 

Got this girl, she's remiscin' of Cole's Big Shirly 

Burly, she dont know the definition of girly 

When it's early, she runs a mile with me on her shoulders 

Nickname's Jawbones, teeth look like she bite boulders 

You might notice there's no talk of head mentioned 

Cuz the time I got it it was like another circumcision (ow, it hurts!) 

Listen, her naked you'd hate to see 

So brolic when we have sex it's like she rapin' me 

And I ain't a small dude, you should hear her talk too 

How boo got more bass in her voice than I do? (I love you) 

Yeah baby, whatever you say 

Bikini wax? Her bush look like a fuckin' toupet 

No choice but to take one for the team or it's curtains 

Can't prove it but I think she might've killed my old girlfriend 

Downer, but it's useful bein' around her 

Cause when we in the club I got my own personal bouncer 



[PackFM:] 

Yo, it don't bug me that she's ugly as long as she loves me 

And when we out in public she has to promise not to hug me 

Ok, shes kinda chubby but her smiles cute, dont knock it 

She got three teeth, two in her mouth and one in her pocket 

Let's not kid, I'm positive that she ain't gonna leave me 

She can't chew through a new leash, she only got two teeth 

We go to dark places like the movies. Dinner? think not 

Can't use a knife and fork, I gotta feed her with a slingshot 

Get a doggy bag only hit it doggy style 

Can't blame her mom and dad for makin' her an only child 

You don't want a bunch of those things runnin' around the house 

We'll be safe as long as you can't get pregnant through the mouth 

I know what fly chicks are about and fuckin' wit' 'em isn't smart 

They'll burn a hole in your pocket and it spreads to your heart 

So if your ratin's more than eight to ten and you high maintenance 

Better have an ugly friend cause I'll be datin' them 



She's ugly as sin 

The bitch has goat titties 

She suckles migdet on them 

The bitches toes are longer than her fingers 

She dips her big toe in ink and writes me love letters 

The bitches vagina looks like a wombat dipped in chewed bubblegum 

It's disgusting