Met a girl in the parking lot 
And all I did was say hello 
Her pepper spray made it rather hard 
For me to walk her home 
But I guess that's the way it goes 

Tell me again was it love at first sight 
When I walked by and you caught my eye 
Didn't you know love could shine this bright 
Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights 

Met a girl with a graceful charm 
But when beauty met the beast he froze 
Got the sense I was not her type 
By the black eye and bloody nose 
But I guess that's the way it goes 

Tell me again was it love at first sight 
When I walked by and you caught my eye 
Didn't you know love could shine this bright 
Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights 

It's suffocating to say 
But the female mystique takes my breath away 
So give me a smile or give me a sneer 
Cause I'm trying to guess here 

Tell me again was it love at first sight 
When I walked by and you caught my eye 
Didn't you know love could shine this bright 
I'm sorry I ever tried (Deer in the headlights) 

Tell me again was it love at first sight 
When I walked by and you caught my eye 
Didn't you know love could shine this bright 
If life was a game, you would never play nice 
If love was a beam, you'd be blind in both eyes 

Put your sunglasses on 
Cause you're the deer in the headlights 
You're the deer in the headlights 
You're the deer in the headlights