You go and I'll stay

Why would I put clothes on to see

Some guy you like more than me?

But you should go and I'll be okay

I promised myself

I'd finally start that book I've been meaning to read

About the French Revolution

You go and I'll stay

Why would I leave the house to see

Some guy who sings better than me?

When you come home to me

Smelling like booze, humming his tunes

I'm rolling over and it's lights out for this lightweight

Lights out for this lightweight

Lights out for this lightweight

Lights out for this lightweight