Well, just between you and me

I don't know what I'm doing here

In your room, close to you

Full of shit and free beer

My brother, the bartender

I tip him well, and I drink for free

Well, he takes good care of me; he takes care of me

Anyway, I'm here



I'm a bicycle; I'm too tired to ride home

If it's okay with you, can I take off these shoes, stay the night



Well, just between you and me

This thing between you and me

Might not be anything worth singing about

Or it might be just what I need

Someone to take my mind off things

At the end of a long day

Someone to take my pants off for me

At the end of a long night

Either way, we're here



We're two bicycyles, ridden, too tired to know

Which one of us of us two

Was dumb enough to choose the other as a lover