Oh!
Tell the captain and his crew, we'll never make it to shore.

A storm has cast us adrift, we won't all be going home.
This ship will sink!
This ship will sink!

A case of treachery, last minute mutiny,
Re-assure the women and children not all sailors die at sea.
YEAH!

We won't all be going home, tonight!
This ship will sink!
Now we are fucked!

A case of, TREACHERY! Last minute, MUTINY!
Re-assure the women and children, not all sailors die at sea.
Not all sailors die at sea.

The captain always goes down with his ship.
The captain always goes down with his ship!
Re-assure the women and children, not all sailors die at...
SEA!

THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS *breath* SHIP!

CALL THE COASTGUARD!
LAUNCH THE LIFEBOATS!
THIS SHIP WILL SINK!