Hey, rum man, reggae
Palms and a beach

One, two, three, four

Calypso boy was working on a beach (Shalalalalala)
Rum and reggae always in reach (Shalalalalala)
He's just like the muffin snow, caught up reggae bands
Tourist fallin', dancin' Joe, "Stand still, "No, I can't"

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Alright, Joe

When it's cold at Winnipeg (Shalalalalala)
A lady cries: "Oh, such a drag!" (Shalalalalala)
Fly to the Jamaican sun to get a perfect teint
When the day has just begun she knows that Joe's a man

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Alright, Joe
What about a rum?

The rusty locks hang on the shoulder (Shalala, lalalalala)
She fell in love with what he told her (Shalala, lalalalala)
They dance the disco every night along the quiet beach
They drink and talk and laughed 'till light, nothing left to teach

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo

(Disco-co calypso)
Hey, coconut woman, Joe is on his way
What about a rum?
(Disco-co calypso)
Hoppa!

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo

Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo
Disco-co calypso
Cuba-libre and mambo

Disco-co calypso
Disco and coconut-o
Disco-co calypso