There was a man from the county Claire
A nobleman beyond compare
He was famous everywhere
As a man with prodigious

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

Oh they were large and they were red
Round as the sun and heavy as lead
He could swing them around his head
This man with prodigious

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

One day while walking down the street
A fair young maid he chanced to meet
She thought it would be a delectable treat
To twirl his prodigious

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

She twirled them up and she twirled them down
She twirled them square, she twirled them round
Alas, she was crushed by a great rebound
Of a eally prodigious

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

At first the shriek and then a yell
The police came on and on him fell
They locked him up in a dungeon cell
With a ten pound chain on his..

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

And now he sits in Judan's vile (?)
He eye's them all with a twisted smile
And sighs and thinks once in a while
Of the maiden that once played with his..

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

So if your well endowed take heed
Respect the sack; protect the seed
No mater how the girls beg and plead
Don't let them play with your..

Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls