hoping for a brand new bike
 getting anxious just you wait and see
 mommy please, everybody's got one
 i hope you like working
 'cause it's never gonna come
 you promised me
 someone's telling lies
 they used to lie to me
 someone's telling lies
 expectation from the chimney
 freaking disguise
 because with lots to see
 tinsel dreams of what they promised me
 i'm on a merry go mission
 with a carousel team
 i hate to be the one
 there is no santa claus
 no santa claus
 i hate to be the one that tells you
 don't believe in phony fairy tales
 gamma ray gun
 space flight to six ten
 flying over your head
 headed straight to your friend
 you're so lucky
 now you're all grown up
 with a badge and a gun
 fighting crime in december
 brings you tainted memories
 if you got what you wanted
 then you might be nice
 you'll get your christmas wish
 when you sleep with a fish
 i hate to be the one
 there is no santa claus
 i hate to be the one
 that tells you
 don't believe in phony fairy tales
 space flight to six ten
 so holiday cheer
 to the fine reindeer
 and all the other crap
 that goes with that
 i'm sorry to say
 so be careful whose lap you sit upon
 you just might turn kris kringle on
 your whispers they may, may, may
 you'll get your christmas wish
 when you sleep with a fish