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Get you to click "Subsctibe", because if you don't, I'll just die

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That I want you in my butt

But that's just not the case

So let me spray this in your face

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I said unsubscribe, unsubscribe

And f**k this shit

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"I'm a decent YouTuber, would you please subscribe to me?

You're hits define my value, can I blow you on my knees?

Would you click my vids, your subscribing makes me squirt

"I'm a douche, please subscribe

I'm a douche, f**k my life

I'm a douche, click refresh

Still a douche, and oh yeah

I have a British accent."

I'm supposed to make a trailer

Make you think I'm worth your time

Truth is most YouTubers are shifted

I just blow your f**king mind

But I say no

f**k that shit

I say no

So unsub-f**king-scribe

"Please pay attention to me, I want more subscribers

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Please pay attention to me."

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