Why must we always know their names
To make them heroes is so lame
Armchair experts in the house
Bored house wives glazed on the couch

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Don't make them stars
Don't let them shine
T.v. talk show time

Know more about Manson than Lincoln
A philosophy catastrophe
No more biographies of lunacy
Lets see more this sucks I'm bored

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Lets check what freak are left to see
Diaper wearing freak show
Cone sporting freakshow
Gang banging freakshow
Chicks with dicks freakshow
In their hand freakshow
Lipstick dykes freakshow
Look a likes freakshow
They're all here

To get on T.V., go insane
They snap and go nuts everyday
So fucked up compared to us
And we sit eyes bugged, lips shut

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