I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli

The last ten years of my life I've been feeling kind of lonely

I don't do love I don't do women named Hannah

And I don't do red haired girls from Louisiana

	

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I'm going to watch on television

I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown haired girl and her tequila



My mama always seems to sing the same song

You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky-tonks

What she says is true with that I must agree

‘Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me



I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity cavity

Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About a little brown haired girl

A little brown haired girl

A little brown haired girl

And her tequila