[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain]



Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums

Yeah, drop the drums

(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo

(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you

(Cause your shit can't breath...)



(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas

It's hard to use a Trojan

(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe

It's all closed in

(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on

(Everybody wants, everybody loves)



[Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain]



Sex is something that everybody needs

Everybody wants, everybody loves



[repeat 2X] - If you want it baby

if you want it babe

better use a Trojan!



[Verse One:]



I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan

Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in

You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw

But why i wanna hurt myself for?

I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe

Said peace to this girl, girl said hello

Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go

Is thirty-two degrees, below zero

So I started to rain on this young bitch brain

Causin her a great relief of physical pain

She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.

No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."

I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt

Bitch smiled for a while but her  mouth kept shut

Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child

Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild

On welfare, but she don't care

She says, "FTF is always there."

FTF means face-to-face

Main, headquarters of your local place

Where, you collect your monthly pay

To support bad habits youse abuse everyday

There hasnever been a girl in my entire life

My girl, my next, ex or my wife

And never been one who tried to disrespect

I'm speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!

There's somethin that I gotta let out

But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth

Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft

But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off

Just from obtaining the common sense

You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense

Other than dense she played slightly bold

But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself

She broke down, and she started to cry she said

"Oh!  I don't believe this guy!"

What what you gonna do?

May I diss her?  Yes you may

That girl's a slut, with a hole in her butt

Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt

Came to my house smellin like trout

I said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"

She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious

Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious

She's a doo-doo BUH

Alcoholic NUH

and her ass is tighter

than a pair of vice GRIPS

Speaking of a TUH

I won't kiss, because they don't give milk

Them shit, kick, see uh

Let me tell you about the rash from the neck

it's enough to put the ring around the collar in check

She's nothin but a BUH

otherknown as a WUH

with an irritating ITCH

from trying to SWITCH

Strung out ass, foggin up glass

Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class

Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash

But she had to play the corner just to make that cash

Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash

Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed

Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer

But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear

I will change a style, always I will fix

But you can not teach an old bag...



[Outro:]



Yo I ain't got to say no more Son

Yo word to God man

Only thing I'm saying man, is use a Trojan

Kno what I'm sayin? For real man

Cause it's on man

You kno what I'm sayin? I had to learn that...