(Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw)

(this is going on in the background during the Intro and part

of the first verse)



You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth

*coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit

Know damn well!

I remember when we used to go down to the creek

Member when we used to go down to the creek?

And used to dip your head in the water?

Everybody thought you had it in you, you know

You used to jump out the water

the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy

What?  I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy



Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard



Clean out my vocals

Yeah, I said YEAH

I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh

*more nonsense noises*

chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo

C'mon baby baby, baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!



Verse One:



Superlogical this, superlogical that

I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap

I elect myself President MC

My career so intelligent, unique physique

Then with mathematics, not democratic

static, topic, Asiatic

Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...

Bring it on back



Superlogical this, superlogical that

I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!

I elect myself President MC

My career so intelligent, unique physique

Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci

No static, topic, I'm Asiatic

See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...



Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard



Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty

Get your weight up, don't take me lightly

Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness

It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard



MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas

My gammmmme, to kick your ass

Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!

Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!



Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin

on the industry that was frontin now they missin

What everybody else is gettin

Cuz they wasn't representin the real...



...appeal, like me and, old time

When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine?

Be the original G

Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be



Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man



You are now in my trance

You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy

You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy

and sleeeeppieeerrrrr

And sleepy, and sleepy



Verse Three: Method Man



This one here's for my people, my people

Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel

Part two, for me and the cipher troop

With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through

With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what?

You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin

Straight from the beginning, of the game

All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain

Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA

Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger



Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard



The hardware, choose the hardware

Ask you a question, test the Ason

Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one

which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...

ohhhh....

Here I go, aauhhh

Yeahhh... 

(shit that makes me high) *2



*2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version