Quit acting so friendly. 

Don't nod don't laugh all nicely. 

Don't think you'll up-end me. 

Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea. 

And don't say, "It's been a while..." 

And don't flash that stupid smile. 

 

Don't ask me how I've been. 

 

Don't think I've forgotten, 

you never liked that necklace. 

So cordial, so rotten... 

Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast. 

Don't show up so on-time 

and don't act like you're so kind 

 

Don't ask me how I've been. 

 

Don't sit there and play just 

so frank, so straight, so candid, 

so thoughtful, so gracious, 

so sound, so even-handed. 

Don't be so damn benign 

and don't waste my fucking time. 

 

Don't ask me how I've been.





[Thanks to  ToasterNFG92@netscape.net  for these lyrics]