Piggy met baby in a disco bar 
Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are 
when he took one look at her rocket tits 
he smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it" 

Piggy said baby won't you come with me 
my little place is three steps away 
Piggy gonna take us both to paradise 
he said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice" 

So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib 
said, "here it is baby, this is where I live" 
won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink 
baby turned real slowly and said, "Piggy you stink" 

Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke? 
Baby said no, she was tryin to quit 
Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats 
when his jaw dropped open and he said... "shit" 

Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times 
and though piggy was stupid, 
baby sure didn't mind 
baby said, "lets go straight to the stars" 
and Piggy said 
"huh? .... whatever" 

Baby and Piggy took a walk in the park 
it seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix 
he owed seven bills to a couple of sharks 
who were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tips 

So they figured it was best to clear out for a while 
Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast 
and his little piggy habit was kind of out of control 
so they packed up his Lincoln, and head for the coast 

Baby started smokin again on the way 
Piggy's little habit was making him sweat 
so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days 
to scam some cash up and make a few bets 

They went and shacked up in a place on the strip 
Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick 
Baby turned to Piggy with a desparate plea 
"C'mon Piggy, you know what we need" 

But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit 
so Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks 
she argued at first, but she finally agreed 
with a couple of shiners, she hit the street 

Now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean 
and Piggy was high on his self esteem 
so he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop 
but the cop said "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped