Lisa had problems with talking to boys

She was lonely, and tired, and sad

So she sits in her room drinking coffee all day

It was bad, it was bad, it was bad


When she goes to school, Lisa sits by herself

All her girl friends have boyfriends and love

So she talks to no one, and no one talks to her

What bad luck, what bad luck, what bad luck


Once a boy sat by her, she had ribbons and curls in her hair

Lisa, why can't you see?

As you walk away shamed

He looks longing to you

Have no clue, have no clue, have no clue


She walks to the school bus and sits in the back

Where the young kids may poke her all wrong

She puts on her headphones and closes her eyes

Where she's safe, she is safe, she is safe


The movie she watched, makes her much more distraught

Then she thought she could be at the time

It makes sense as she thinks, but real life throws in kinks

It's no use, it's no use, it's no use


Oh Lisa, don't be scared, you've got nothing to lose

You should go to a party or two

You could dazzle and charm

With your small, subtle wit

Be a hit, be a hit, be a hit