We can't dance no more
When the jury gas pipe boom, boom sings outside the door
We can't think no more
When the beery bass voice makes a judgement, penetrates the walls
We can't breathe no more
When the sweet thick oyster sauce sweat is floating to the floor
It's audition day
And the feelings you have might have to be sacrificed

Hear the heartbeat:
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...
Feel the heartbeat
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

So judge me
Before I make a stand
Oh, milk me
Affection is in great demand
Judge me
Let the pole axe show me the way
Hear the hear play:
Boom boom boom boom
On audition day

We can't laugh no more
When the smiley face bass is walking in the corridor
We can't talk no more
When the punch lines, ha-ha, funny ones, has already been said before
We can't sleep no more
When the empty night dreams keep hunting us back for more
It's a sweet day
And the roses you get might have to last
A hundred years

Feel the heartbeat:
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...
Feel the heartbeat:
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

So judge me
Before I make a stand
Oh, milk me
Affection is in great demand
Judge me
Let the pole axe show me the way
Hear the hear play:
Boom, boom, boom, boom
On audition day

Judge me
Before I make a stand
Oh, milk me
Affection is in great demand
Judge me
Let the pole axe show me the way
Hear the hear play:
Boom, boom, boom, boom
On audition day