When I first saw you I was in awe

Took me a while to pick up my jaw

You were so pretty, fair, and tall

Had sparkling eyes that were very small

Said are you a star? 'Cause you shine, you glow

And your complexion is yellow

But your last name with one syllable

Raised a red flag this means trouble

(trouble trouble trouble)



I can't dragon dance but give me a chance

I don't know kung fu but I know I love you

But if its not mutual, if you disagree

Then I'll kidnap your entire family



When we first spoke I got confused

How should the conversation be construed?

You looked so right but you sounded wrong

All I heard you say was ching ching chong

(ching ching chong)



I can't dragon dance but give me a chance

I don't know kung fu but I know I love you

But if it's not mutual, if you disagree

Then I'll kidnap your entire family



I'll learn how to dragon dance, please give me a chance

I'll even learn kung fu because I love you

But if it's not mutual, if you disagree

Then I'll kidnap your entire family



If you won't LOVE me

Get out of my country

If you won't LOVE me

Get out of my country