I met her on the internet
We haven't met in person yet
And that's how I'd like it to stay 
Cause I've been down this road before
They always end up wanting more
They take one look and run away
Cause I'm a creature of the night 
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact that
I'm a half horse half man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half horse half man
I'm a half horse half man
That's what I am
And so I told my love the truth
And she was actually pretty cool
With finding out that I'm a horse 
She introduced me to her friends
And took me to her room and then
We made love cowgirl of course 
But someone's coming up the stairs
She said her parents weren't there
I'm finding out that was a lie
She told me babe you gotta hide
I told her Where I'm half a horse
Her dad opens the door and says
Is that a half horse half man
Laying naked in my daughter's bed
That is a half horse half man
Someone try to help me understand 
My mom's my mom my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
That is how I'm horse half man
I am one half horse half man
That's what I am
I'm half a man and I'm half a horse
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I'm half horse half man 
We don't give a damn who understands 
Let's run away into the night
And leave our families behind
We'll start our own family in time
A family of half horse half men
Or maybe even horse women
Half horse children