[Fat girl!]
 [You're a fat girl]
 [Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)

 (It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
 And already got a fat girl on my jock
 Now my story's kinda simple  so please take it simple
 As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
 I was chillin on the ave  drinkin some booze
 Saw a fatty comin my way  so what was I to do?
 I busted a U  went tha other way again
 but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
 I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
 funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
 Stampede was rushin, I double looked
 and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
 Five four three ugly as can be, she said

 [Ron-de-vu]
 Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
 Huhu yes you do suga
 My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
 Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
 We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

 [Eazy-E]
 When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
 Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

 [CHORUS:]
 [I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

 She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
 and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
 Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
 Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
 I was hell, victim of a scandal
 coz this girl's too much for E to handle
 Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
 Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
 She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
 I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
 She kept on comin because of addiction
 Legs on fire because of friction
 My gun broke, now I was doomed
 Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
 As I swung, tha fat girl fell
 Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
 That's tha story, it's quite ill
 and all fat girls y'all besta chill
 All overweight freaks stay off my block
 Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

 [CHORUS