Oh  shit. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

 [Narrator]
 Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
 and attitude. If you will  a snob. However  in a view of NWA...

 [Ice Cube]
 A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
 So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
 I talk in the exact same pitch
 Now  the title bitch don't apply to all women
 But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
 It's like a disease that's plagues their character
 Takin' the women of America (yeah)
 And it starts with a letter B
 It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
 See, some get mad and some just bury
 But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
 It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
 That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
 Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
 Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)
 Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
 (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

 'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthafucka?
 I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
 muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'

 Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
 She look good and the bitch won't phony
 She ain't no dummy she's right the ...
 Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving
 See a young nigga that's striving
 You're thru' without a BMW
 That's why a bitch is a bitch
 I guess, or ether P-M-S
 Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
 And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
 And after she finished the test
 Write today a B-I-T-C-H
 And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
 But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you'
 Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
 'Cause a bitch is a bitch

 'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
 'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
 you what a bitch is.'
 'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.'
 'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
 'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!'
 'Fuck you, bitch!
 'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
 'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!

 I once knew a bitch who got a slack
 'Cause she playing me like she was all that
 A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
 About who's fucking who and who's getting fat
 Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
 Now do you fall in this category?
 Or you're the kind that won't bleak
 'Cause you don't think, yo, shit stinks
 Luckily I haven't had a drink
 'Cause I'll down you ass
 Than I'll clown your ass
 'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
 We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!)
 Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
 Been your ass over then I'm thru'
 ? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit
 (Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

 [Narrator]
 There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
 are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
 scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
 probably are.

 Bitch