Doe, a deer thut Nugent shot

Ray, a fish that's flat

Me, the guy who's always getting fucked

Fa, the ride to our next gig

So, it means I'm not impressed

La, a place where we record

Ti, H C it's found in pot

Dough is what I never seem to have

Mother Goose was never here

Father Christmas was a drunk

Easter Bunny well done tasted good

Peter Pan hung out with fairies

Tinkerbell got blown away

Mary Poppins O.D.'d on Quaaludes



Yo, a word to call my friends

Hey, it's how I say hello

Skeeve, the guy who drives your bus

Ma, the one who sleeps with dad

Bone, a spliff I roll myself

Pa, the guy who whips your ass

Dis, a bust on someone else

Dough is what I never seem to have



Mother Goose was never here

Father Christmas was a drunk

Easter Bunny well done tasted good

Peter Pan hung out with fairies

Tinkerbell got blown away

Mary Poppins O.D.'d on Quaaludes



Ho, a bitch who takes your cash

Spray is what I did to her

Heave, is when I vomit up

Car, a way to get around



[Spoken]

You fuck me huh? You fucking weak asshole dickhead cocksucker

You fucking come on 

Come fuck with me

I'll kick your ass you jerk

You fuckhead motherfucker, fuck all you and your family

Come on you cocksucker slime-fucking shitface dirtball

COME ON YOU ASSHOLE!



Bro, a guy who lends you cash

Lay, it ain't just down

Pee, a way to skip out on your class

Bra this thing that you unsnap

No, the word you never want to hear

Nah, it's how you say no way

Free, the price that nothing ever is

Dough is what I never seem to have



Morther Goose was never here

Father Christmas was a drunk

Easter Bunny well done tasted good

Peter Pan hung out with fairies

Tinkerbell got blown away

Mary Poppins O.D.'d on Quaaludes



Tow, a truck for when your car's gone down

Rahs, the girls who do the jocks

Tee, a place to put your balls

Grow, my hair until I drop