So welcome, worshiped guests, to this famous address,
to the hottest tandmark, to this jewel of the dark.
Know you dreamed of this day, know it was a long way.
A museum unique, best one ever built,
by a forgotten race today unknown in space.
This is their fame. Pride of Creation was their name.

There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!

They were smart but not wise, wanted all for low price.
Great sports men they were, races they did prefer.
Historian John : Arms race was what they were nuts on.

There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!

In a past long before we showed up
lived a race of very strange nuts.
Can't believe the stories about them.
It simply cannot be!

There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!