If all we talk about is money

Nothing will be funny, honey

And now that everyone's a critic

It's makin' my mascara runny



If we only talk about the 'Heathers'

Making it together is crazy

If we don't get a new situation

For our busted nation, we're lazy



But it's gonna be, it's gonna be

Please make it be, it's gonna be



Now if a princess becomes human

Don't stone her on a talk show, you'll ruin

'Cause there's a fine line between a skewer

And a decent sense of humor



Aim at the ones who've really hurt us

They should be arrested for murders

But then all the cameras were turned on

Some skinny naked blond eating burgers



But it's gonna be, it's gonna be

It's gonna be, it's gonna be



It's gonna be, it's gonna be

Please make it be, let's make it be

It's gonna be, it's gonna be

It's gonna be