In san francisco you can be mayor at 18  

But ya gotta be 26 to drive a cab  



What goes on  

Is not what we're told to see  



Patrick henry said "Give me liberty or death" 

A the time he owned 65 slaves  



The myth is real - Let's eat  



Fake patriots say you can't burn the flag  

But guess who whines the most  

'bout having to pay taxes  

To their country  



Decay  

Decline  

Cover up  

Refine  

Dow Jones  

Where's home  

When everything we lean on  

Is up for sale  



Ad lady purrs, "Drink our liquor, you'll get laid"  

Next billboard says, "Don't drink and drive"  



What goes on is not what we're told to see  



Panic! Panic! War on drugs  

But you can buy beer at gas stations  



The myth is real - let's eat  



Pagan priests first used perfume  

To mask the smell of burning flesh  

Back in ancient Rome  

The statues were unscrewed  

Leaders change - just replace the heads  



Decay  

Decline  

Cover up  

Refine  

We are  

In life  

Roulette wheel  

Or the ball inside  



Anyone out there stopped to think  

What our lives might be like today  

If Karl Marx was as good a salesman  

As Walt Disney  



The bacon brought  

You home to cook  

The lobster lets  

Itself get boiled  

Looks too hard to climb  

Out of the pot with all the crabs  

Fear the unknown  

Who taught you that?  



One hundred million trees a year  

Get made into junk mail no one reads  

What goes on is not what we're told to see  



Half of all americans don't read books  

I'm one of them, but you're reading this  



The myth is real - let's eat  



General Robert E. Lee  

Freed his slaves before Grant freed his  

Brian Willson's legs  

Severed by a train  

The crew sues him for stress  



Levis were once made of hemp *  

From the marijuana plant  

One acre makes four times more paper  

Than an acre of trees  



More protein than soy beans  

Threat to logging companies  

Du Pont and tobacco barons  

Got it banned in '37  



The world is made of connections  

So many sheep in wolf's clothing  

Scary times are never dull  

How long before our empire falls  



No one wants the Pentagon  

Toilets for six hundred bucks  

Japanese spend twice as much  

On pinball as defense  



Meanwhile concerned citizens  

In Albany, Oregon  

Try to ban a book  

'Cos it makes fun of Santa Claus  



We're told 80% of people like the President in the polls  

While only 15% believe he's in control  

And 64% of lowans surveyed  

Want to be reincarnated as themselves  



Wowee...