Well, we settled in and all lived hand to mouth 

Pooled our guns and beat the boys down south 

Felt so proud, we got our own country 

We got it on sale from a bloody company 



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Canada is Pissed 

We'll fade and won't be missed 

Our country got so poor 

When the people are so rich 



Well, we bribed the west and the north was in the bag 

Can't see why we all don't love our flag 

Varies immigrants and the native plea 

To the anglos and the francos we're one big minority 



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We're pissed, we're tanked, we're smashed on all the glut 

We've chug-a-lugged ourselves into a rut 

We got lots and sell it oh, so cheaply 

Then buy it back and pay it through the teeth 



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