Please give up this space 

To someone worthy 

Of course we are not worthy 

To rest our bones 

Ignore the human race 

At your peril 

Although magazine values 

Are all around 

I see tired and deflated faces 

What is this thing un-happening 



Climb on to the magic bus 

Soon you will be part of us 



Tra la la la lah (etc) 

If you see an unattended package or bag 

Donít ignore it, don't touch it 

Alert a police officer 

Or a member of staff 



Look out please, mind the gap 

Watch out for the people trap 

Here we are, going down 

Hold on before we hit the ground 

Look out please, mind the gap 

Stiletto stuck, in the cracks 

Look out please, mind the gap 

Someone is gonna get a slap 



Ditto, ok, that's cool, that's fine 

Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks 



Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah (etc) 



Mind the gap, mind the gap 

Better mind the gap, mind the gap 



Tra la la la lah, la lah la la lah, la la lah..