Band  - NOFX
Song  - The Longest Line
Album - The Longest Line

Transcribed by Jacob Roth
email me at rothja@knight.cmi.k12.il.us

This is NOFX's the longest line, and this version is absolutely PERFECT.  The other
versions on the site sucked so I decided to show them how it's done.  The solo is
absolutely perfect, but it sounds cooler if you mess around with it a little.  Lyrics
are included to help you figure out what's what.  It's a really straight forward punk
song.  Listen to the song to get the timings down for the solo, but this song is
really easy.  Standard Tuning.  Someone do me a favor and tab 'Clams Have Feelings
Too" and the solo for "Dinosaurs Will Die".  'Pump up the Valuum' rocks!  If you
cannot figure this out, you are really dumb.

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Guitar A is clean, Guitar B is distorted
For all of this song, except the solo, Guitar A
is in the right background, barely audible.


Verse (x2)

	Guitar A Palm mutes all notes.

Guitar A

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

Guitar B

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar A

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------5--|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-7-5-x-5--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-7-5-x-3--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-x-5-3-x----|

Guitar B

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |----------------------------------------------------------------5--|
D |--------------------------------------------------------x-7-5-x-5--|
A |--------------------------------------------------------x-7-5-x-3--|
E |--------------------------------------------------------x-5-3-x----|

Bridge (x1)

	Guitar A only, let all chords ring out
	Guitar B continues to let last chord of verse ring out

E |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|
B |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|
G |--2---------------4----------------6----------------7--------------|
D |--3---------------5----------------7----------------8--------------|
A |--3---------------5----------------7----------------8--------------|
E |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|

Second Verse (x2)

	Guitar A Palm mutes all notes.

Guitar A

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

Guitar B

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar A

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------5--|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-7-5-x-5--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-7-5-x-3--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-x-5-3-x----|

Guitar B

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |----------------------------------------------------------------5--|
D |--------------------------------------------------------x-7-5-x-5--|
A |--------------------------------------------------------x-7-5-x-3--|
E |--------------------------------------------------------x-5-3-x----|

Bridge (x1)

	Guitar A only, let all chords ring out
	Guitar B continues to let last chord of verse ring out

E |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|
B |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|
G |--2---------------4----------------6----------------7--------------|
D |--3---------------5----------------7----------------8--------------|
A |--3---------------5----------------7----------------8--------------|
E |--1---------------3----------------5----------------6--------------|

Chorus (x1)

Both Guitars

(Guitar A has a funny strumming pattern, it alternates between
 vvv^v and ^^v^v^v for each measure)


E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
D |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
A |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
E |--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------|

Solo (x1)

	Guitar B plays solo
	Guitar A strums chorus chords

E |--------------------------------------5-8-5--------|
B |------------------------------6-5---8--------------|
G |----------------------------5-----5---------5-4-5--|
D |--5-3-2-------2-3-2-----5-7------------------------|
A |--------5-3-5-------5-3----------------------------|
E |---------------------------------------------------|

(I believe there is a vibrato on one of the notes somewhere but you don't need it)

Third Verse (x1)

	Both Guitars

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|


E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A |--3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|

Chorus (x2)

	Both Guitars

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|
D |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E |------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|

E |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G |------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
D |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
A |--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
E |--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------|

End on (x355xx)

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Lyrics

Verse
In the darkest tunnel it's nice
to see a light, or just a headlight
like the one that's headed right for me

It would be nice if things could turn out right
Turn out right, yeah
Don't think I'll ever see the day

Bridge
I must have
Done something wrong
I maybe pissed off God and

2nd Verse
I think of Chinese food when I think of life
it's sweet and sour
my life is sweet as succharine

You know three week old milk and grapes are not
not the same, no
I am the one Johnny Carcinogen

Bridge
I must have
***ed with some witch in turn she cursed me
cursed my life

Chorus
At the end of the longest line
that's where I will always be
if you need to find me
just go to the end of the longest line

-Solo-

3rd Verse
But Officer that was a yellow light
The light was red, son
insubordination, reckless driving

This can't be right I must be wrong
I don't belong this world is much to dangerous
for someone lacking luck, like me

Chorus
At the end of the longest line
that's where I will always be
if you need to find me
just go to the end of the longest line

Outro Chorus
At the end of the longest line
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that's where I will always be
at the end of the longest