My penis is like a hot-dog, 

but I don't get monthly blood drips

My penis hardly even used

My penis's got lots of extra skin

They took my outtie and made it an in

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond



Operation, successful

But now I gotta pee

Through a miniature hole

Gotta remember to put the seat down

And when I wipe my ass

I go from front to back

Cause I don't want a bladder infection



I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans

I trade it in for a pair of used cans

Now I get to hang with lesbians



Operation, paid up front

Now I show all my friends 

My new designer cunt

They think I'm kinda weird

But that's ok with me

Cause now I kick their ass 

Played from the gentlemens tee

There's nothing finer

Than having a penis