theres a place some of us choose to live
gated community cops cant come in
a neighborhood for punks over the hill
we spend our golden years in mattersville
we could do whatever we want whenever we please
theres always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
we got charums, pinball, asteroids, space invaders and missle command

we will grow old, together
we will play brige and texas hold em
duane and stevie can still skateboard
but most of us might bowl and play shuffleboard
we may be getting ripe but we aint bored

we got a blackboard with some rules and laws
hefe's got an 18 car garage
most of the cars we smash, so in spite
twice a week on kareoke night
eric melvin lives next door to me
limo and the loch ness head security
at the end, of my cul-de-sac
davey havok's house is painted black

we will grow old, and fatter
we got our pills so what else matters?
trashing mon and kath are stayin up
nathin and his dad are passin out
the california cracks law goin down
wooo
doo doo (repeat x times)
da da da (repeat another x times)