Only 12 years old and already alone
Left abandoned on a train
You've got a lot to learn buy you'll never learn
Powders can't get rid of all your pain

Chased by Keystone Cops through LA's endless backdrops
You become loved by the world
But the biggest star is gonna leave the biggest scar
On that pregnant tarnished girl

Fatty, Fatty
The world can turn pineapple upside down cake
Fatty, Fatty
After so many pratfalls this is your prattest
Fatty, Fatty
Your friends will turn on you in a split second
Fatty, Fatty
There's no place for the fattest man to hide out
Fatty, Fatty
Fatty