Birds are dumb, `cause small bird brains 
But so are kids and old people 
Some birds talk, most others sing 
I don`t see you eat a talking bird 
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo 
But so do kids and elderly 
I don`t see you chop off an old man`s feet 
Put `em in a mason jar and pickle them 
No chowder for you, `cause clams have feelings too 
Actually they don`t have central nervousness 
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile 
Come to think about it, they don`t have a face 
They have no face, no place for ears 
There`s no clam eyes, to cry clam tears 
No spinal cord, they must get bored 
Might as well just put them out of misery 
I don`t beleive it`s selfish 
To eat defenceless shellfish 
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too 
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too 
I don`t think they do, clams have feelings too