The beer is better in Canada

The people are better in Canada

The hockey players are better in Canada

But America has better hockey teams.



The ecstasy is better in Canada

The weed is better in Canada

I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada

But America has better cocaine



The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada

The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada

Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada

But America has better crack cocaine.