(Music and Lyrics by Chris Telkes)



If you want to use your dick 

As your little weapon

Maybe I'll just get my gun 

And use it as a dick 

Shove the barrel in your mouth

Mechanized erection

Blow my load all down your throat 

With my 12 gauge-pump-slug-spitting-prick 



With my 12 gauge-pump-slug-spitting-prick 



Watch the fucker beg for life 

Watch his eyes get big and wide 

Watch him take back what he said 

My little bitch, just about dead 



Watch him take back what he said

Yeah, that's what I figured

Put the barrel to his head 

And pull the trigger 

Pull the trigger seven times 

And then it's over 

Pieces of him through the room 

And that lovely gunshot odor 



My bitch took a bullet in the head for god 

My bitch has gone insane 

My bitch took a bullet in the head for god

I never asked for this kind of thing 



I see you running from me

I see you crawling to him 

Now you've just got to believe 

But you can't, and you don't 

So I win Harris and Klebold and me 



Harris and Klebold and me

Harris and Klebold and me 

Setting all your dead souls free