You`re on a wide open ocean
No one around you for miles
Your thinkin` of drinkin` on water
While you`re sailing the Nile

No one to stop you on your way
Flyin` by goes a stork
You decide to bring your oars in now
But accidently knock out the cork

Row your boat to shore
`Cause it is leaking and you`re still drinking
Unless you cork the hole
You won`t be sailing, you`ll be sinking

Not knowin` your sinkin`
You take out a bottle of rum
Swiggin` a drink to the bottom
The bottle reads `Van Monchinghum`

Oars back into the water
You think you`ll sail on
But you can`t `cause your boat contains
Three and a half gallons

CHORUS

Row, row, row your boat
Sail your ship to shore
You`re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
I hope that you won`t drink no more