Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB

I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk

While we're singing

'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'


My dad's totally had a bloody hard day

But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away

And the procession of cars stuck behind

Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind


And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh

Oh woah


Sittin on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school


Oh no..


And we pull over to let the cars pass

And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass

And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger

Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger


And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets

And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's ba barakas

Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas


And we're holding up the bypass, oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh

Oh woah


Sittin on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school


And we're holding up the bypass, oh oh

Me and my dad having a top laugh

Oh woah


I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school


Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round


And we're holding up the bypass, woah

Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh woah


And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school


Aw, said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his


Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB