Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats then she is not
A witch like we thought
A down payment on another
One at Salem's lot

Serve the servants (Oh no)
The legndary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really burt
I tried hard to have a father
but instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I can say
that I haven't thought before

Serve the servants (Oh no)
The legndary divorce is such a bore