by brownie
moped_mike@hotmail.com


Bleach Lyrics

 BLEW

If you wouldn't mind
I would like it blew
If you wouldn't mind
I would like it loose
If you wouldn't care
I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind
I would like to breathe

Is there another reason
For your stay?
Could you believe him
When you distrust his stain?
Here is another word
That rhymes with shame

You could do anything



FLOYD THE BARBER

Hello Cobain come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steam hot towel wore on my face

I'm was a shame
And I'm ashamed
And I was shaved

Barney ties me to a chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
And they were shamed
I was ashamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff

I was shamed
And I'm ashamed
I was shaved






SCHOOL

Won't you believe it
It's just my luck

No recess

You're in high school again




LOVE BUZZ(Shocking Blue Cover)

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart?
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?




PAPER CUTS

When my feet are tired
She puts food through the door
And I crawl towards the cracks of light
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down


The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twist and masturbate
Ohhhh, I said so
Nirvana

Black windows of paint
I scratched with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape?
But were not the only ones
They point in my way
They come with the flashing lights
And take my family away

And very later I have learned to
Accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you
To take me away to
You're all
Nirvana




NEGATIVE CREEP

This is out of our reach
This is out of our reach
This is out of our rea -
And it's grown

This is getting to be
This is getting to be
This getting to be
A drone

I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
I'm a negative creep
And I - ohhhhhhh....
Drooooone...

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more


Yeah
Drone
Stoned




SCOFF

In my eyes
I'm not lazy
In my face
It's not over
In your room
I'm not older
In your eyes
I'm not worth it

Gimme back my alcohol

Give me all your...

Give me your
Love

Fuck


SWAP MEET

They need a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The count the seashells to put in burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves it more than he/she will ever know
He loves it more than he will ever show

Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her/his heart
Keeps the business close to the heart




MR. MOUSTACHE

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow I am not proud

Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and keep it clean
As I eat cow I am not proud

Easy as an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Silly little fucks

I'm new
I'm who?
I'm you




SIFTING

Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes
Teacher said
Your eyes
Preacher said

Don't have nothing for you

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold and coals
Wouldn't it be fun?




BIG CHEESE

Big cheese
Make me
Mine says:
"Go to the office"
Big cheese
Make me
Mine says:
"What they say?"

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
Show you all
What am I?
We were enemies

Big lies
Make my
Mine says
"Go to the office"
Big cheese
Make me
Mine says:
"What they say?"

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
She is glue
How are you?

Woof!

Big cheese
Make me
Mine says
"Go to the office"
Big cheese
Make me
Mine says
"Walk the line"




DOWNER

Portray sincerity
Act out of loyalty
Defending precautionary
Wish away the pain
Out of lobotomies
To save little families
Surrealistic fantasy
Bland boring plain

All we need now is restitution
Living out your day in confusion
Is the whole place got any faster?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody turned that down
I'm much like I am, I know I can
Make enough of the words
You go along and sing your song

Executive pessimist, executive mastered
Conservative communist, apocalyptic bastard
I thank you dear God, for putting me on this Earth
Being very privileged, in debt for my - thirst

All we need now is restitution
Living out your day in confusion
Is the whole place any faster?
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody turned that down
I'm much like I am, I know I can
Make enough of the words
You go along and sing your song

(Jump!)