You've been counting all the days off

Of your calendar for weeks now

You can't wait for Saturday 'cause

That's the night that it all goes down

From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular

'Cause that is when I will give you what you need



Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month

You just tell me baby if that is too much

When my stuff is in your stuff

Our souls become entwined

For 180 seconds

My sex has blown your mind



(Oh my god you're so welcome.)



Go ahead and call all your girlfriends

And give them the details of how it went down... Uhh!

I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them

About how I took your ass to Wangtown

I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties

And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...



Three minutes of ecstasy

Any more and this house would burn

That's why I don't last longer

Your safety is my main concern

If you haven't finished

Well baby that's just fine



You know that I'm here for you

Oh shit, look at the time



(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)



1 one thousand, 2 one thousand

3 one thousand, 4 one thousand

5 one thousand, 6 one thousand

7 one thousand, 8 one thousand

9 one thousand, 10 one thousand

11 one thousand, 12 one thousand

13 one thousand, 14 one thousand

15 one thousand, 16 one thousand



Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip 

to the end...

179 one thousand, 180 one thousand hu-ahh! 

(snore)

Gah!



Three minutes of ecstasy

Several nights a month

But not more than four times a month

That would be ridiculous



I'm sure I left you happy

But in case that's not enough

Here's a copy of my headshot

And a drawing of my nuts

A drawing of my nuts 

A drawing of my nuts