So you want to be a great lover

Ninja Sex Party will help you train

So much knowledge to discover

We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain



Let's go! It's time for sex training

Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong

You've been chosen by angels

Now you're the master of your destiny and your shlong



Lesson one



You need to sharpen your senses

So get in the closet and contemplate boobs

We'll wait out here with your girlfriend

Unrelated question:

Where do you keep all your lube?



Rock on! Now stay in that closet

You rule! And also we locked you inside

There is no reason to doubt us

This is what happens when science and romance collide



Lesson two



Now you should buy us all nachos

But not for yourself. You're training. No food!

And get an energy drink for your girlfriend

She needs to rehydrate 

Although we've been giving her fluids



Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us

We're just happy that we could help

You can come back in an hour

Fondle my balls! 

Sorry. I was talking to someone else



You're now a total dickmaster

All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!

Go forth and satisfy millions

Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime



Yay!