Way back in olden ancient Greece

Lived a most ferocious beast

With eyes of flame and teeth of steel

On human flesh it feast



Standing over 10 feet tall

No man escaped its roar (Roar!)

Behold, my friends and foes alike

The dreadful Manticore!



Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!



The Manticore feels happiness

Whenever you feel sad

Because you got kicked in the junk

The Manticore is glad



The Manticore invented death

And all things that are bad

He'll kill your sister just for fun

And make out with your dad



Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!



He'll enroll you in the school of pain

And then teach the class

He'll kick your ass in with his feet

And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass

Don't give him sass



He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew

Turns out that guy was you

And yet you're there

There can only be one explanation

And that's that you're a zombie

Now I'm scared



It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind

With the Manticore



Manticore, where are you now?

Are you gone forever?

Oh no, wait -- there you are.



He'll steal your girlfriend in the night

And then he'll steal your soul

He'll have a threesome with them both

That's just how he rolls



You may want to cry out loud

"Manticore, you are wrong!"

Too bad he already killed your ass

In the first verse of this song.



Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!