Let me tell you about a friend

She contends she will always love me



It's this ability to lie and deceive

That has lost me completely



I could remind her of the facts

Make her calm down and relax

But why bother?



It's the shallowest defense

To my utter astonishment it is over



That little girl she wants to leave me

That little girl wants something more.



I'm optimistically inclined

Given time she'll change her mind

It's unlikely



Let me tell you about a friend

She contends she will always love me



If you look at her sideways

She will let you know



Today's the day the earth stole heaven



If you look at her sideways

She will curse you out



Today's the day the earth stole heaven



If you look at her sideways

There can be no doubt