She wears the trousers on a Monday morning

She wears them when she goes to school

She wears the trousers when she's on her way home

She wears them out with her friends too



She wears them when she wears a short skirt

She wears them when she eats her food

She wears them when she's kissing strangers

In a club at quarter to two



She'll wear them when she's naked

But she'll never wear them just for you

Her jeans are never faded

If you know, you know what I mean

She can wear them rolled up

Low or high cut

Whatever she wants to choose

But she'll wear them how she wants to



They'll follow her in to the office

They'll follow her when she goes to vote

They'll follow her when gets the pay cheque

From the company she owns



They're ever changing and ever growing

They're always underneath her clothes

And if you ask her where to find them

Well it's unlikely that she'll know



She'll wear them when she's naked

But she'll never wear them just for you

They're silent but they're sacred

If you know, you know what I mean

She can wear them rolled down

Blue or dark brown

Whatever she wants to choose

But she'll wear them how she wants to

She'll wear them how she wants to