[Greg Nice]
 I'm a live nigga  standin out like a rash
 A live nigga  keep cash in a stash
 What's the eggs without the cornbeef hash?
 Blowin up like Sarah Dash
 Jerkin up the neck  known to cause whiplash
 Dance and get down with me
 Peep the steelo  the strategy
 What killed the cat's curiosity?
 You better believe that I be freakin
 Pull my ??? the M be leakin
 Same MC who wreck shop at the Beacon
 Uptown llingo is what I'm speakin
 So put your pedal to the metal
 And feet to the ground
 And peep this uptown sound
 It makes no sense in stadin around
 Hey, it makes no sense just standin around

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 Come on everybody lets all get down
 Come on everybody lets all get down
 Come on everybody lets all get down
 It makes no sense just standin around

 [Slick Rick]
 I'm chillin with Nice and Smooth with my Phat Farm outfit
 They say what's up Rick what's up good to see you out kid
 Where the party at, askin and relaxin
 And pop a couple of Moe's listenin to some fat tracks with them
 Being a kid locked, want to check the the scene and shit
 Zulu Nation havin somethin tonight at the arena Greg
 Lets get drunk and roll, said they like the sound of it
 Rolled a couple of blunts, but Ruler wasn't down with it
 ??? want to go and hit somethin
 Be off work release even if you get caught with weed in yo system
 Be up north quick, since we all down to roll
 Went to the club havin the upmost amount of fun
 Shoul've heard them groupies scream for
 Wonder why this brother lookin at me all mean for
 Ignored it, kept wappin til my neck hurt
 Then Greg Nice and Smooth did this very same record called

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 [Smooth B]
 Happy birthday, what's the word say
 To papa smurf, I cover the globe like earth day
 Rollin with G and the Rickster
 Flavor full boogie down mixture
 We came back to attack with the Ruler
 You can't get no cooler
 On our way to the bank
 Now do the Patty Duke and then do the Spank
 Come from the heart things spark
 And keep your eyes glued to the top of the chart
 Oh shit, its the man with the fronts and the jewels
 The kids with the blunts and the tools
 Sewing up shop like needles
 Sellin more recorde than the Beetles
 So don't be astound
 And makes no sense in standin around

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